Thought #1: Windshield wiper fluid. I love it. I love it because it is the simplest most inexpensive problem to fix on a vehicle. You can get a giant jug for a dollar and it is more than enough to fill the container. It makes me feel like a competent human being when my Kia is thirsty for that fluid and I can quench it without breaking a sweat. It makes me wish everything else in my life was this simple. Why can't women like things that are incredibly cost inefficient?
Thought #2: I have to be more honest with myself. I get so afraid of failing or people seeing me as incompetent that I lie about my ability. I convince myself that there is no task too tall but end up creating a bigger mess than there is to start with. This happened last week when I tried to help Niccolo mount his flat screen television on the wall. I really wanted to help and was ready to drill holes into his wall without really knowing what I was doing. It ended up being more embarrassing than if I had just admitted I didn't know how to do it in the first place.
Thought #3: One of my favorite bands is Bomb The Music Industry! They've got a lot of songs about being broke, drinking a lot, not being able to grow up and overall not feeling like a million bucks. I can't help but feel like my life mirrors these topics. In particular there's a line in one song that reads "I'm always waking up hating that life ain't perfect." I know I'm not the only one who has felt this way. I want to find my utopia and I hope it takes as little as possible to build it. As long as it has baseball, wrestling, alcohol and women, I'll live comfortably.
Thought #4: I wish I was a member of the Monster Squad.
That's enough of that. Time to play video games and think about a possible career in clam digging.
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