Oh Lord

Day 24 of my post-graduate career and still no job. Yesterday was a bit refreshing while at the same time stale. I've applied for about 12 or 15 jobs at this point and I started to hear back from some employers. One of them was for this site called jobnab.com. I applied for the position of Job Scout. Get this, it's a job where I would be looking for jobs. I would be getting a check for what I already do all day. So I have to do a conference call for the job yesterday and it ends up being a complete crock. Just another scheme of internet marketing where you just sit on your ass, asking people to click on links and never really seeing a check because you're still in training. Fuck that noise.

I also heard back from this company called AEV Property. I applied for a job as a front desk clerk and they told me they wanted to set up an interview. They told me I would have to bring a copy of my credit score to the interview. I said I didn't have one and they told that they had a partnership with this website and could get me a free trial. Fuck them. They wouldn't give me the interview until I signed up for the free trial and I bet if I said I already had my credit score, I would've never heard back from those ass clowns. It is bullshit that people can be so slimy in this job market.

Then I heard back from a few guys looking for personal assistants. I've got no problem doing stuff like this. They both were looking for the same deal. Someone to handle calls, documents, make deliveries and keep them on task. I would be working from home and making decent wages. They only thing that struck me as odd was that both of these guys assured me that they were married men with two children. I don't know why but just by this very detail, it makes me think that they will eventually start asking me for gay sex. I imagine I'm going to pick up a package for the guy and when I bring it to him he's going to ask me to open it and inside will be a big black dildo. Then he's going to bend over and tell me to earn my bonus. I don't know if I'm more scared of that happening or whether or not I'd actually do it. A job is a job.

"You don't live until you're ready to die."